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When they speak in High Valyrian, they become more husband and wife than king and queen. Sure they’re husband and wife plotting their regime to stay in power over all the lands, BUT husband and wife nonetheless 😚

This is my formal request to have most of their conversations in High Valyrian, pleaseandthankyou

And then they grab each other and just let it all out.

now that’s an exercise of free will alright.

I was really hoping that we’d practically be done with the shipping wars after this interview but I’m left more confused and unsure about where this story could go!

First, with the reveal of this story being so long that it needs to be three PHYSICAL books, I can only assume she’s covering Elain, Lucien, Azriel and Gwyn. Plus other plot points like Eris and Mor! If it was just Az and Elain—I really don’t feel like there’s as much there, you could pull off a regular novel. Elain rejects bond and goes with Az who she’s currently thirsting for. The end. But NOPE—THREE BOOKS.

Second, the complications Sarah mentioned that’s getting in the way of Elucien was THEMSELVES—Elain specifically. You’re the one getting in the way of your HEA my boo. Their own trauma, their own shit. NOT a third party. Not some other dude. Not because she’s in love with someone else.

Third, thank god she finally said that Elain’s miserable and traumatized, she’s NOT happy gang, she’s not happy in the night court right now as some people say.

Fourth, Bryceriel or Brycriel (whatever the hell that ship name is) = DED.

So there we have it. And so the ship wars persist!! Oi.

I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago…..I was there before deathly hallows came out almost 20 years ago, I remember some of the OG online shipping wars and so whatever the outcome, I will be ready.

So what do all my eluciens and gwynriels think?

One question, do you allow translations of your one shots?

Addam: Oh hell—AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs for his life*

Meleys: this old girl ready to kick some ass and go out like a boss bitch 👑

Vhagar: for gods sake I came out of retirement for this?! Let grams sleep! *whacks people with a large walking stick*

Sunfyre: omg bestie! yay! joyride! *flaps around in circles like a golden retriever* wait, why are you wearing an armor? why are we going this way?! what’s happening?! nooooooooo! 🥺

*westeros in all out dragon war, blood sweat tears death carnage corpses tragedy everywhere*

Meanwhile….

Tuesdays-Sundays: Ayeeee my crazy scheming incestuous unhinged couple is back at it again!!! Pop off sis!!! Be fcked up and chaotic!! Gimme the drama! Gimme the messy! You keep being my crazy meow meows! *drinks wine picks up cigarette and swishes dramatic cloak*

Zoya: YES! Time to kill—*looks over*

Darklina: *cuddles and snuggles*

Zoya: HELLO.

Alina, eyes closed: Tired. Just had a big fight. Now it’s time for cuddles.

The Darkling: go away, babygirl is sleeping

Zoya: Motherf—NIKOLAI, come here and fix this.