To the rainy sky

I will be giving away 5 sets of my Joker/Akechi Doujinshi “A Tribute To A Liar” plus bonuses. The giveaway will last from as of now to 12 August. Winners will be announced on 14 August.

Winners will receive a discount code for my online store where they can purchase the $9999.99 doujinshi at $0. You may pass this code onto a friend if you like but it can only be used once. You must pay the shipping cost.

***As a bonus, I will also include some merchandise of the 7/30 event (the swimwear stuff) if you like. But don’t expect Joker and Akechi as they’ve all been reserved. I will try to meet your other preferences but it’s not guaranteed.

Rules:

 1. You may enter 2 times max by liking and reblogging ONCE. You can do this in one go or spread out, it’s up to you. No following is required.

2. NO new tumblrs/giveaway blogs. And DO NOT change any part of this post when you reblog, or you will not be counted.

3. Have your ask box/chat open so I can inform you if you’ve won. If I can’t contact you or if you do not respond within 1 day then a new winner will be picked. I’ll be using my main account to contact (cezaria).

4. Finally. I don’t think anyone will do this but just in case: No Akechi hate is allowed (I’ll check!) It’s an automatic disqualification.

I never see a cashier with an empty queue. Self-serve checkout machines make life GREAT for people with social anxiety or self conscious people. I get nervous that everyone is judging my weight. So when I do my monthly ice-cream, chocolate, and menstrual products run, I will do it with a fucking self-serve machine.

I’m happy seeing my friends take photos of their food. I like taking photos of my food. Because there is a chef in the back of the kitchen who works hard to plate things beautifully and in any other situation, people dive in immediately and ruin that image. We take photos to preserve that image and who the fuck knows, if I was the chef I would be digging through instagram hoping to see my plate on there. We’re celebrating someones hard work, work that is generally temporary.

And I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but if someone is taking a photo of their food, I’m not gonna bother talking to them until they’re done. Why would you try to have a conversation when someone is busy?? And it takes a few minutes, you can wait for someone who wants to perform a small act of creativity.

It’s nice to get likes on instagram. If you’re monogamous and on tinder, it’s not technology’s fault you’re contemplating cheating. What is SO BAD about having food delivered to your home? And is there anything wrong with having movies streaming instantly? No - but if you complain that Netflix takes up your life than be an adult and step back. It’s not technology’s fault that you have no self control.

Selfies are fun. Selfies are great. Your friend is a jerk if they don’t even take a minute to take of photo of you as well. Why do you care if people use technology around you on the subway? That makes me feel less self-conscious that people are staring or judging me. They can play their games, read, etc. Someone is occupied, why is that so wrong?

Your phone has a zoom option so you can record/photograph a concert? FUCKING good for you! 

And again. If your phone keeps you up, be an adult, get some self control and step back. 

fixed some of these

i would have done the rest but my eyes were about to roll out of my head over the clueless hypocrisy and self-congratulatory posturing of digitally illustrating luddite crapola about how baaaad technology is, and then posting it on the internet for people to enjoy it.