Lucifer: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know
Gabriel: I did. I broke it.
Lucifer: No you didn't. Micheal?
Michael: Don't look at me. Look at Anna.
Anna: What? I didn't break it.
Anael: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Anna: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Michael: Suspicious...
Anna: No, it's not!
Anael: If it matters, probably not, Balthazar was the last one to use it.
Balthazar: Liar! I don't even drink coffee!
Anael: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Balthazar: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everybody knows that, Anael!
Gabriel: Alright guys, let's stop fighting. I broke it, let me pay for it.
Lucifer: No. Who broke it?
Anna: Castiel's been awfully quiet...
Castiel: Really?!
Anna: Yes, really!
[Arguing]
Lucifer: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.





















