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No ya boy rat hasn’t been the best recently, but I am trying to be positive because life is too short to look backwards
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Is rat? Good?
No ya boy rat hasn’t been the best recently, but I am trying to be positive because life is too short to look backwards

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Our current oven has been trying to take a crap for years, and we were finally able to order a new one today. It's supposed to come May 19. So what happens tonight? Our oven. Fucking. Explodes.
We were making dinner when all of a sudden it starts making a loud electrical whirring noise, it started VIBRATING, and then there was a loud pop as what looks like lightning explodes from it and it starts spewing brown smoke.
It couldn't even wait for us to train a replacement before it quit.
Me: I'm meesaphobic
Them: You mean mysophobic??
Me: No...
Phrases I came up with and coined:
Eating isn't supposed to be sexy
No rush, but hurry
Sometimes I hate myself, other times I'm sleeping
Open says a me a Mario
ANOTHER ONE!!
Everything sucks and then you die
Edit: I have just been informed that this has been around for a long time, but I'm claiming it now lol
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.
When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.
My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.
Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.
Some adults act worse than a 3 year old on a tantrum. Smh
Some adults act worse
than a 3 year old on a
tantrum. Smh
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I won't super get into the details, but I literally dropped out of highschool because of how awful my teachers were. It was a tech charter school that had us do professional dress days, internships, and a whole bunch of other stuff, so they got away with verbally/emotionally abusing us for the sake of "preparing us for the workplace" and "teaching us what bosses would be like."
I had enough of it after having panic attacks under the sink in the school bathroom, helping many others through panic attacks, one person dropping out because of racism from teachers, another dropping out because they were poor and teachers shamed them instead of trying help, and 7 people attempting suicide.
My school had 60 people in each grade because it was a tiny building. This is a small part ofwhat happened to just my grade level.
I gave up what feels like any hope of a secure future because my teachers were awful.

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I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.
I've never seen a large mutated mega ant before, so I'd say the murderers are doing a good job.
As the owner of one said fluffy…. they are fuckin nuts.
Huskies are just smart enough to be ridiculous
You don’t have to watch many husky videos before you realize that huskies are really just dramatic children.
This was my husky a few days after we rescued him. No this isn't edited.... I don't know how he did this.
I don't have anxiety, I have
Spicy Thoughts
I need a therapist because I'm thera-pissed about life.
I see a lot of videos where people are growing stuff using seeds from their produce. This is illegal.
Monsanto has bought the rights to the those seeds and doesn't allow people to use them. They have to buy "pre-approved" seeds.
Monsanto doesn't even allow farmers to use seeds from their previous crops, which forces them to buy new ones every year.
I guess you could call them... Big Farma

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I'm so self conscious I don't think I could ever be naked in front of someone. Especially someone I'm ATTRACTED to, like obviously they're too good for me if I think they're hot.
I figure now's the best time to tell everyone that I'm die-sexual.
I'm very attracted to death.
I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
This is the reason my boobs are small, and no one can convince me otherwise.
I appreciate honesty...
But only if it's nice......
I appreciate hoNICEty
I just saw I got a follower and now I feel like The Chosen Potato

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My anxiety makes me worried that I'll be catcalled, kidnapped, etc.
My common sense (depression?) tells me I'm not pretty enough for any of that
My mom just said "Wind sucks"
I responded "No, it blows"
I don't think she appreciates my genius