Empty Positvity

I was being judged by all of my ancestors who were stood on a cloud high above me, shouting profanities and spitting on me because I don’t want to have kids and how I was effectively ending a 7 million year bloodline. Jesus was there (also spitting).

Wasn’t a dream it was your actual ancestors

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me

*notices an anime girl crawling on my bedroom wall and slaps it with a newspaper*

THIS IS THE WORST THING

HATE

this is why we’re getting deleted

Oh my god it just keeps going

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

True Neutral

Cleopatra was alive closer to the first Taco Bell being open than she was to the pyramids being built.