You're Not A Saint, You're An Idiot

"Girls won't fuck me because they're too busy fucking Chad." Girls are inside reading doomed yaoi on their phones.

Solution? Fuck the Chad! Then the girls will pay attention

The real doomed yaoi. It was right in front of us the whole time...

He told her she's not latina

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why it’s undeniable I’m a psychopathic murderer and I know it

That's not a very normal thing to worry about are you all okay?

They’d include the fact I said this in the video

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"