And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
๐ WetterThanYou Follow
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
๐บAscetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
๐WetterThanYou Follow
Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
๐บAscetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
๐ฆBEaST-MAN Follow
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
๐บAscetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
They're not? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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๐บHereWolf Follow
Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
๐Batass Follow
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
๐บHereWolf Follow
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
๐ฆBEaST-MAN Follow
OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
๐บHereWolf Follow
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
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๐CraftedLove Follow
In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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๐งโโ๏ธ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
๐งโโ๏ธ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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๐คผโโ๏ธBitch-of-Heracles Follow
Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me ๐
โฃ๏ธHeraclesOfficialโ Follow
Hey.
๐คผโโ๏ธBitch-of-Heracles Follow
WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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