Shut It: Zoro x F!Reader
You love to rage bait your favorite swordsman, you just didnât think itâll end up with with you screwing outside
rating: smut. NSFW + fluff. minors dni
warning: sexual intercourse and some (v) foreplay. Flustered Zoro. Maybe second hand embarrassment? idk.
word count: 3.9k
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Zoro was not a soft boyfriend, at least not in the ways that other boyfriends may have been.
He didnât trail after you or pepper you with words he didnât know how to dress up. He didnât make grand declarations or cling in public. When it came to it, however, he would do things that were small to show you he was thinking of you. When he would drink, Sake cups appeared in his hand the way swords did. When he was with you, he never offered outright. He just nudged the bottle closer across the table, pretending he wasnât watching to see if youâd take it. You always got the first sip if you wanted it. He still drank most of it. His tolerance was ridiculous, but sharing was instinctive. Quiet. Intimate. Something he didnât do for just anyone.
If you asked him to grab something for you, he scoffed every time.
âYou got legs,â heâd mutter but then heâd stand up anyway. He never made a show of it, never announced he was going. He just returned a minute later and dropped whatever you wanted into your lap like it had always been his plan. You always got your way with him, whether he realized it or not.Â
If you thanked him, he would nod. If you smiled at him, he looked away with a blush coating his cheeks softly. This is because Zoro was rude by default, but deep down he was shy by habit. He complained constantly about a lot of things like the heat, about the noise that Luffy or Usopp would make when he was trying to nap. About you distracting him when he would train. But his hand always found the small of your back in crowded places. He would always steer you out of harmâs way without asking. His loyalty wasnât loud, it was automatic.
 Zoro was physically affectionate in ways he never acknowledged: his hand would rest on your knee while he drank. When you would lay your head against his shoulder, he would stay perfectly still so you wouldnât have to adjust.Â
In public, heâd let you do the talking. In Taverns, markets and new islands. Zoro stood behind you or just off to your side, arms crossed, half lidded eye scanning the area while you handled conversation. He hated small talk and you knew it. So you spoke for the both of you, and he trusted you enough to let you. You tend to be more extroverted, something he admired about you from afar. You two just worked so well together, complimenting each other in so many different ways.Â
Loving Zoro wasnât loud or poetic. It was built from shared silence, half-empty sake bottles, and the certainty that no matter where the world tilted, heâd plant his feet and keep you standing beside him. And when he was on watch, he let you join him. Thatâs why one night you decided to climb up to the watch tower, you stumbled in with a cheerful hum and smile.
The ladder creaked softly as you climbed into the watch tower, the night air cooler up there. Zoro sat where he always did, sword within reach, back against the beam, posture relaxed but alert. A blanket laid across his legs, to keep him warm from the chilly sea air. He glanced at you once, eye sharp, then went back to scanning the horizon.
âYouâre supposed to be asleep,â he said.
âYeah, well, I couldnâtâ You sat beside him anyway, legs stretching out in front of you.
âFigures.â He huffed.
Your eyes practically sparkled as you looked at him, a game bubbling in your stomach. You were dying to mess with him, just to see him get riled up simply because you barely saw him today. He was training most of the day and you were running errands with Nami on the previous island the ship was docked at. However, you did have a small peep at him when he was training and saw something quite humorous, and you thought it would be a great way to tease him. His eyes moved to the side, catching your gaze and he immediately squinted.Â
âWhat?â He grumbled out, his words were hesitant because he sensed you were up to no good. You flashed a sly smile before cocking your head to the side. You took a deep and leaned against his arm. Gently curling around his massive biceps, your arms wrapped around him. Your chin rested, a little giggle escaping your lips as you spoke.Â
âOh nothing, I just wanted to check in on you after what happened when you were training today,â His head fully turned towards you, looking down on you. His brows bucked down and his nose twitched slightly and that's when it appeared: the faintest hue of crimson hitting his tanned skin.Â
âDonât start,â Zoro warned but you had already started to laugh. He started to get flustered, his words leaving his mouth before he could process.
âStop laughing! Youâre going to regret it,â He said firmer, his voice raising with embarrassment but your laughs started to drown him out.Â
Earlier, just before dinner, Zoro was in the training room with Luffy and Usopp. The three were simply working out together just like they usually did when they were bored and wanted to spend some time together. Suddenly, as Luffy was sparring with him, there was the sound of ripping clothes. The one day Zoro decided to wear an older pair of gym shorts, a pair that was just a little bit too tight, they decided to rip right across his thighs. The boys broke out laughing, except Zoro of course. Luffy called him a can of cinnamon rolls since his thigh muscles bursted through his pants. He was red, his ear tips burning as he shouted at the two boys to stop talking. Just thinking about it made you laugh since you remember seeing them rip. You were just going to pop in and say hi but decided not to, not wanting to embarrass him even more. However, you knew you were going to bring it up later to mess around.Â
âOh come on, it was so funny! My big man~,âÂ
One second you were smirking, the next his hand was on your chin, broad palm warm and firm, his fingers pressing just enough to still you. Not rough. Not gentle. Intentional.
âShut. it,â he said quietly, his words dripping with irritation. Then he pulled you in and kissed you. It was decisive, controlled, all pent-up heat finally given direction. You gasped as he pushed you back, the wood of the watch tower solid beneath you as your shoulders met the floor. He followed immediately, bracing himself over you, body a solid weight that made your breath catch.
You made a small sound against his mouth, surprised despite yourself, and that was all it took. His hands gripped your waist and pulled you down, your butt resting against his crotch and your thighs resting on his. The way he looked at you was one you were familiar with, a flustered expression with annoyance mixed in. You felt so accomplished because that's the exact expression you wanted from him. His brows furrow, his thumbs pressing down on the exposed skin on your waist. You felt the heat radiating off his hands but before you could make another comment, he leaned in and kissed you, forcing you to press further into his crotch. It was a deepened kiss, one of which was dripping with desire and eagerness.
Your hands pushed him slightly off of you, your lips curved in a smile.Â
âSomeone is feisty today! Are you sure you want to move around so much? I wouldnât want your pants to rip again,â You teased out, a giggle slipping from your lips.Â
âI told you to shut it,â he huffed out, his voice low as his fingers found his way up your shirt. Squeezing firmly, his hand wrapped around your breast causing you to yelp softly. A smirk lingered on his face as he looked at you, your giggle shifting to a gasp. Now he was the one that was making your face red. Seeing you like this was satisfying for him, he always liked to win and he knew exactly how to. Without warning, his hand slipped out from under your top and tugged the shirt off his back exposing his bare chest. Zoro tossed his shirt to the side and chuckled as he began to kiss your neck. Your eyes widened as the heat grew hotter in your face, a moan begging to come out. You knew what was about to happen next.Â
âHere?! Seriously?â You gasped out as his teeth sunk against the side of your neck. You knew your boyfriend was intense but come on, in the watch tower?Â
âYou played too much, now itâs my turnâ he replied quickly but his words were sloppy as his lips found your mouth again. Accepting defeat, your arms slid across his chest and wrapped around the back of his neck. Your hips buckled, adjusting to the position he successfully pinned you in. Firm hands met your bottoms, tugging at the top and pulling them all the way down. Maybe it was the chill of the sea air or maybe it was the fact he wanted to see you squirm under his touch, but he was quicker this time around. Kissing your neck, his left hand found its way making its home in your underwear, his fingers slipping into your folds. He was trying to get his pay back.Â
Zoro may be directionally challenged but the one thing he knew how to get around was your body. It was mapped out in his muscle memory, after countless times of training with you in similar situations. He hummed and shook his head slightly when he felt you were already wet, he just couldnât believe you were turned on by him getting annoyed. His middle finger slipped right in, making you yelp and ease. He inched away from you, his gaze meeting yours. You were so bothered, your temperature making your face completely pink and helpless.
âLook whoâs the red one now,â he teased, his words low. Ironic since he was also flushed, his chest rising with a tugging pull of just wanting to go all out. He hated to admit it, but you made him insane. Everything about you constantly made him want more, but he wasnât the type of guy to express that. As nonchalant as Zoro was, he was a foolish man who just desired you. Especially when you were like this, wet and ready. He was steady for a while, his fingers preparing you for him. He was looking at you, so intently. He was watching your eyes and your lips, craving the expression that came from you each time his finger slid in and out.Â
Oddly, you felt embarrassed. This was intimate in a way that felt more exposed than normal but in the best way possible. Your hands slid up, trying to cover your face but they were pulled up and pinned above your head. Zoro simply shook his head, it was slight but it was there. The heat in your stomach coiled, curling against your core. With no other way of covering up, your eyes instinctively closed. Zoroâs brows furrowed as he connected his lips against yours again.Â
âOh my God,â Your mind was racing, fluttering from the excitement he was laying on you. A low, satisfied groan let his throat as he slid his finger out of you. He bit your lower lip softly, before pulling away. His hands tugged at the bottom of your shirt, his eyes telling you exactly what to do. With sudden movement, he grabbed your sides and pulled you up in a position where you were sitting on his lap. His eyes were focused and that sent shivers down your spine. With a whimper, you pulled your shirt off and before you even had a chance to unclip your own bra, his hands were already on the hook and eyes. His right hand was swift, unclipping it. His fingers knew how to navigate everything about you, itâs a steady practice he took with serious care. The way he was looking at you made you melt, your stomach swam with such a warm intensity. It was softer, somehow more gentle than his usual glance. He didnât say anything, he only acted. He wasnât joking around anymore.Â
He made some space for him to wiggle off his pants, setting you back down on the watch towerâs chill floor. At this point, you both were aching to get started. The once silly game you were trying to play slipped your mind, fleeing faster than the desire to tease him ever came. When his trousers slipped down, along came his boxers. He leaned his body close so you could feel his rubbing against you. Your knees instinctively touched his sides, quivering for him to just pull in. Warm, everything was so warm when he was against you. Zoroâs arms braced themselves on the ground near your shoulders, a slow sway coming over his hips. Accepting your request, he eased himself inside because he knew how you always needed him to be gentle. At least at first.Â
At the same time, you both winced in relief as he began to thrust. It was slow and deliberate, just the way you needed it but in all the ways he needed to restrain himself. It was torture for him but man, did he love feeling you unfold.Â
Your arms flung themselves underneath his, reaching for his back and shoulder blades. Moans slipped from your lips like water, some quieter than others. You didnât want the others to hear you, even though you were so high up in the air. In reality, you only wanted him to hear you. As his hips began to pick up the pace, so did your whimpers and yelps. With a hiss, he shot himself up and gripped your waist, thrusting with more intensity and control. He needed to see you, see your face become brighter with each time he pumped himself in you.Â
A grin crept on his face with a breathless chuckle. He was satisfied seeing you fail, your confidence being nothing more but putty in his hands. He never understood why you tried to tease him, he was the one that had the upper hand the most of the time. However, one can dream. You were a mess, your hands trailing up to your mouth as you locked eyes with him. He was so divine, his abs and pecks carved from the lantern flames and moonlight. How did you get so lucky?
âI..I told you, youâll regret it,â he grunted out, this time his thrust knocking into you harder and his grunts in sync with your moans. He shouldnât have said that because a louder hitched moan slipped from your lips, and he felt you wanting to release. And he couldnât hold it back much longer. That nonchalant facade always came off at this point, he knew that. He swallowed hard as an exhale quivered from his lips. He shook his head and glanced down, his eyes shutting tight, as if he was trying to stop himself. However, he was weak to you. All that talk and acting so tough, but in reality he was just as down bad as you.
A curse slipped from his lips as he started to thrust faster and each time with a deeper intensity than the last, skin slapping against each other. He was becoming sloppy from the euphoric sensation. His grip around your waist tightened briefly until he lowered himself down to you, flinging your hands away from your mouth to lock lips with you. The feeling was too much for you, moans and whimpers just slipping out in a sloppy mess. He felt himself coming undone, his eyes shutting tightly as a louder groan came from him. He found his lips slipping away from yours and resting near the side of your face. His deep and stagnant groaning entered your ear, his fist clenched hard.Â
âI canât-!â You squealed out lowly, feeling yourself tighten around him. Thatâs all he needed, he wanted to finish with you. His arms went back to the side near your head to try to hold himself up as you both reached climax, his lips planting a stiff and firm kiss near your ear. As he slowed down, a heavy exhale exited from his nose and tickled your ear. It may not have been long, but your heart was beating as if you ran a marathon. He lowered himself on you lightly, his body indicating his exhaustion. Shoulders releasing the built up tension, relaxing slightly.Â
A soft chuckle came from your as your arms held him, embracing him as he pulled out. A shiver went down your legs as the cool air swept between you two. He pulled the blanket he had near him earlier over the two of you and flipped you over, where you laid on top of him. His breathing heavy, his face just absolutely red under tan skin. He swallowed as he planted a kiss on your forehead, his words in his usual cunning tone.
âDonât mess with me again,â He joked, his smirk crawling to his face.
âNo promises!â You teased out. With a gentle sigh, you laid your cheek against his chest and leaned into the warmth of his body. You closed your eyes to rest but before you knew it, you heard snores coming from his mouth.
'No Way' you thought as you glanced up. His eyelids shut, sleep coating over Zoro like it was a spell and you were the witch that caused it. Watching him be at peace, it caused a gentle smile to curl against your lips. Only he would fall asleep that quickly but it was so adorable to you. Luckily, you were energized from your encounter and decided to keep watch for the night instead. However, that didnât mean you couldnât lay up with your favorite swordsman.Â
The ocean waves were like a lullaby in the deep blue sea. You two laid there for the rest of the night, hearts beating as one as they always did.















