Center for NEET Housing

Congratulations to @trick-r-treason, who requested and adopted a needy Karamatsu named “Night Pain”!  He’s a sore loser. We hope you take good care of him! 

If this is that damn health inspector again I swear I will not open this door until hell freezes over

Congratulations to @the-anime-man, who requested and adopted a shy Jyushimatsu named “Juice Man”!  He pets his arm hair. We hope you take good care of him!

Congratulations to @sweetstuff6789, who requested and adopted a particularly tired Ichimatsu named “Catten”! It looks as though he has a relatively common mutation in Ichimatsus - He has cat ears and a cat tail! He tends to hide shiny things. We hope you take good care of him!

Congratulations to @sailorshadow, who requested and adopted a tired Karamatsu named “Legge”!  He always falls asleep at the worst times. We hope you take good care of him!

As long as both NEETs are not of the Matsu variety, you can do as you please, but you do agree to a contract to not participate in or encourage relations between Matsu variety NEETs in submitting your forms. 

Congratulations to @realphoebejudd, who requested and adopted a serious Karamatsu! He’s considerably more sensitive than the average person. We hope you take good care of him!

Congratulations to @realphoebejudd, who requested and adopted a serious Choromatsu! He thinks he’s kind of smart. We hope you take good care of him!

Apologies to @realphoebejudd, who requested Choromatsu - Genetics are unruly beasts, and it looks like they got the better of us. An error in breeding resulted in an adopted fishy Totoko. She thinks she’s kind of smart. We hope you take good care of her regardless!

Congratulations to @realphoebejudd, who requested and adopted an excited Osomatsu! He’s a sore loser. We hope you take good care of him!