adnil approves

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

I jizzed in my pants looking at these

Sex is so great. Rough and dirty with hair pulling and scars the morning after. But let’s not underestimate how incredibly wonderful soft touches and warm hugs are, and everyone deserves these kinds of touches.

If as many girls did yoga as wear yoga pants, we’d be in a much healthier society

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

They grow up so fast 😪

Been seeing a lot of Black Lives Matter posts go around with lowercase B’s. No. Capitalize that shit!!! REMINDER!

No offense, but literally no one capitalizes the "W" in white people. It's bad grammar nonetheless, but I've seen almost every race and nationality spelled in lowercase, not due to malice or disrespect, but pretty much just laziness. But go ahead and act like it's a race thing -_- ya know, if you enjoy getting offended.