Corner Of CraZy

the way the black sisters would have the entire fandom in a fucking chokehold if they were boys. do you actually think sirius and regulus would be as cherished as they are now if they were women? hell fucking no, regulus would be hated on so badly. the way we were given narcissa and fucking andromeda too? here’s the entire fandom yapping on and on about how cool regulus is for rebelling against the dark lord when narcissa was doing it and fucking getting away with it too (because she’s better and doesn’t suck ass). here’s andromeda going against her entire bloodline ON HER OWN but yet shes still so overshadowed by sirius (who literally came after her). then you got bellatrix who is canonly one of the most powerful (and cuntiest) witches in the hp-verse and you decide to go and develop BARTY instead. think about it. they’re both crazy except one is more of a loser and is a male so of course the fandom will choose him.

Took me long enough but here you go! Thank you for the ask, please tell me what you think

- Has ADHD

- always loosing his glasses and his wand

- hyper fixated on quidditch and transfiguration

- will only do school work and study with someone else, he can’t focus if he studies by himself

- goes to Remus’ study group to one) get closer to Lily and two) raise his grades

- kisses up to McGonagall

- blasts music in the Marauder’s dorm with Sirius and the Prefects have to tell him to keep it down

- when prejudice against muggle borns gets worse in hogwarts, he comforts first years who get picked on and defends muggle born when being harassed

- doodles in class instead of paying attention

- would have been a HUGE marvel fan and his favorite Avenger would be either Ant Man or Black Widow

- helps his mom cook and knows how to cool well. MASTER CHEF

- would watch the great british baking show

- listens to Queen, Elton John, and Bowie

- wears a bunch of bracelets on his wrist

- is left handed

- knows how to calm other people down, but sometimes not himself

- doesn’t catch on to obvious us things fast enough

- loves animals, cats, dogs, hamsters

- probably owned a hamster in his youth

- smells like oranges and citrus

Our Son