Who’s Th*nos

This one was hard to make fun of, because it already made fun of itself so well (which is why I love it). Still, where there’s a will, there’s a way. 

*chefs kiss*

500 follower celebration: wandavision + city sunset

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

"How in the Goddamn FUCK did you do that you asshole?!"

Just some dudes doing bro things ;D 👉COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN👈

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

VS

This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.