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                                        WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN HARDSHIPS..

mutuals only; private and selective. multimuse feat. muses from the mcu, hp, and more! loved by clarice.  18+ preferred, anti-jkr, anti drama              template credit         

“ＩＦ ＷＥ ＢＵＲＮ， 

            ＹＯＵ ＢＵＲＮ ＷＩＴＨ ＵＳ．”

mutuals only; private and selective.  multimuse feat. muses from the mcu, hp, and more! loved by clarice.  18+ preferred, anti-jkr, anti drama                      

I MEAN, IT’S SORT OF EXCITING ISN’T IT?                                              

                                                BREAKING THE RULES.

independent hermione granger. written by clarice, 27, she/her. google doc. template: x psd: x

I MEAN, IT’S SORT OF EXCITING ISN’T IT?                                              

                                                BREAKING THE RULES.

independent hermione granger. written by clarice, 27, she/her. google doc. template: x psd: x

send a symbol from your muse to mine.   add  ↪  for a reverse from my muse to yours !

🍳   :   cook breakfast in bed for my muse.

💝   :   give a box of chocolates to my muse.

🍿    :   watch a rom-com with my muse.

💐   :   give flowers to my muse.

👙    :   buy lingerie for my muse.

💌   :   leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.

🍽️   :   take my muse out for dinner for two.

❤️   :   give a gift to my muse.   (   specify.   )

🐶   :   surprise my muse with a puppy.

🐱   :   surprise my muse with a kitten.

💔   :   break up with my muse.

🏩   :   book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.

💍    :   propose to my muse.

🔥    :   flirt with my muse.

😳   :   confess your muse’s love to my muse.

😘   :   kiss my muse.

🐻   :   give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.

💃    :   dance with my muse.

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

send some letters to find out more about my muse   !

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

“Why can’t the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?”

“If There’s A Justification For My Actions Right Now, It’s This: I Have Gone Completely Mad.”

“I knew I should have included a few discrete lesbian overtones in that poem.”

“Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.”

“Underneath that angry young woman show, there’s a slightly less angry woman who’s just dying to bake me something.”

“It’s great talking to someone for whom ‘bogart’ isn’t a verb.”

“…Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.”

“I prefer most of the people on my floor not in my room.”

Great. I’ll just go out into the hall and look for the guy twirlling his moustache!

“Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.”

Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I’m surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn’t protest.

“Consider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.”

“Why Do You Insist On Pissing Me Off?”

“You Get Tough. You Get Even”

“Oh, You Don’t Even Want To Mess With Me On That Today”

“You’ve Nearly Warmed This Cold, Cold Heart Of Mine”

“You Know What’s Really Disturbing About You…Other Than Everything?”

“You Seem To Care A Bit What I Think”

“Despite Popular Opinion You Really Can’t Beat The Truth Out Of Someone”

“98 Out Of 100 People At That Party Would Walk Over My Corpse For Free Gum”

‘What I’m trying to say is that I’m in love with you.’

‘I’m not going to see you for a week. That’s, like, a month.’

‘Well first, I’d just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.’

‘I’m the one who’s responsible for what happened to you. And I can’t take that I hurt you like that. I can’t take that I hurt you when all I wanna do is protect you.

‘I got it. No calling you “bobcat,” no talk of milky thighs.’

‘As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.’

‘I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.’

‘Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!’

‘No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.’

‘Wow, you’d think if hell froze over maybe it’d be on the news.’

‘Never underestimate the size of my cojones.’

‘Sometimes I’m up all night, just thinkin’ about myself.’

‘If you really want flowers, dying seems to be the way to go.

‘Oh, I exist? I thought I felt different today.’

‘How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get the finger tapping down?’

‘Well, there was this one girl. She was blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.’

I bet you’d be pretty psyched if I found someone who could help.

See, so he’s not even a very good murderer.

Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!

Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for a school fundraising auction.

I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.

The hero is the one that stays… and the villain is the one that splits.

No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.

Do you even know how to play poker?

So, my tax dollars at work. Where were you, getting thirds at the Crazy Girls lunch buffet?

I hear you do detective stuff for people.

I do favors for friends.

How’s about an early peak at one of your Christmas presents?

This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!

“I Hope We’re Still Friends After I Taser You." 

"Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.”

“If There’s A Justification For My Actions Right Now, It’s This: I Have Gone Completely Mad." 

"This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. It’s Who I Am.”

“I Convinced Myself Winning Meant Getting Out. But In What World Do You Get To Leave The Ring And Declare Victory.”

“After All These Years, Do You Not Instinctively Fear Me?”

“And I’ll Be Sittin’ Over Here, Chillin’ Like A Villain.”

“You Don’t Care Now, But Holy Crap Are You Gonna Care When I Start To Get My Revenge On. You’ll Be Doing All Sorts Of Carin’.”

“You Know, Dad, I’m Old School, An Eye For An Eye.”

“Oh, You Don’t Even Want To Mess With Me On That Today.”

“I Think We Have A Choice. I Think We Could Take A Tough, But Survivable Amount Of Pain Now, Or Stay Together And Deal With Unbearable Pain Later. So I Vote For The Pain Now.”

“It’s All Fun And Games Till One Of You Gets My Foot Up Your Ass.”