Veronica Mars Quote Rp Meme
âWhy canât the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?â
âIf Thereâs A Justification For My Actions Right Now, Itâs This: I Have Gone Completely Mad.â
âI knew I should have included a few discrete lesbian overtones in that poem.â
âSay what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.â
âUnderneath that angry young woman show, thereâs a slightly less angry woman whoâs just dying to bake me something.â
âItâs great talking to someone for whom âbogartâ isnât a verb.â
ââŚNobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.â
âI prefer most of the people on my floor not in my room.â
Great. Iâll just go out into the hall and look for the guy twirlling his moustache!
âHereâs What You Do⌠You Get Tough. You Get Even.â
Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. Iâm surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesnât protest.
âConsider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.â
âWhy Do You Insist On Pissing Me Off?â
âYou Get Tough. You Get Evenâ
âOh, You Donât Even Want To Mess With Me On That Todayâ
âYouâve Nearly Warmed This Cold, Cold Heart Of Mineâ
âYou Know Whatâs Really Disturbing About YouâŚOther Than Everything?â
âYou Seem To Care A Bit What I Thinkâ
âDespite Popular Opinion You Really Canât Beat The Truth Out Of Someoneâ
â98 Out Of 100 People At That Party Would Walk Over My Corpse For Free Gumâ
âWhat Iâm trying to say is that Iâm in love with you.â
âIâm not going to see you for a week. Thatâs, like, a month.â
âWell first, Iâd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.â
âIâm the one whoâs responsible for what happened to you. And I canât take that I hurt you like that. I canât take that I hurt you when all I wanna do is protect you.
âI got it. No calling you âbobcat,â no talk of milky thighs.â
âAs a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.â
âI thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.â
âAnnoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!â
âNo one writes songs about the ones that come easy.â
âWow, youâd think if hell froze over maybe itâd be on the news.â
âNever underestimate the size of my cojones.â
âSometimes Iâm up all night, just thinkinâ about myself.â
âIf you really want flowers, dying seems to be the way to go.
âOh, I exist? I thought I felt different today.â
âHow many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get the finger tapping down?â
âWell, there was this one girl. She was blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.â
I bet youâd be pretty psyched if I found someone who could help.
See, so heâs not even a very good murderer.
Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!
Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for a school fundraising auction.
I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.
The hero is the one that stays⌠and the villain is the one that splits.
No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
Do you even know how to play poker?
So, my tax dollars at work. Where were you, getting thirds at the Crazy Girls lunch buffet?
I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Howâs about an early peak at one of your Christmas presents?
This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!
âI Hope Weâre Still Friends After I Taser You."Â
"Hereâs What You Do⌠You Get Tough. You Get Even.â
âIf Thereâs A Justification For My Actions Right Now, Itâs This: I Have Gone Completely Mad."Â
"This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. Itâs Who I Am.â
âI Convinced Myself Winning Meant Getting Out. But In What World Do You Get To Leave The Ring And Declare Victory.â
âAfter All These Years, Do You Not Instinctively Fear Me?â
âAnd Iâll Be Sittinâ Over Here, Chillinâ Like A Villain.â
âYou Donât Care Now, But Holy Crap Are You Gonna Care When I Start To Get My Revenge On. Youâll Be Doing All Sorts Of Carinâ.â
âYou Know, Dad, Iâm Old School, An Eye For An Eye.â
âOh, You Donât Even Want To Mess With Me On That Today.â
âI Think We Have A Choice. I Think We Could Take A Tough, But Survivable Amount Of Pain Now, Or Stay Together And Deal With Unbearable Pain Later. So I Vote For The Pain Now.â
âItâs All Fun And Games Till One Of You Gets My Foot Up Your Ass.â
âTragedy Blows Through Your Life Like A Tornado, Uprooting Everything. Creating Chaos. You Wait For The Dust To Settle And Then You Choose. You Can Live In The Wreckage And Pretend Itâs Still The Mansion You Remember. Or You Can Crawl From The Rubble And Slowly Rebuild."Â