Cue the Solar Eclipse

Dear god

Not many things have made me laugh uncontrollably, this is one of those things

pls let this be the start of a trend

i love this

Quality content. You a good man

@jjustwantobehere i’m crying this is the greatest post. #AllHailBehemoth

@covertwallace!!!!

Ahhhhhhh she looks so hella stylish!

VERY fancy!!

WONDER-ful even!

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

@lesless

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

I’m screaming

ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl 

I’M SCREAMING

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore