「 lunatic scud! 」

apparently SNL's try guys skit was about how his friends overreacted so i'm thinking perhaps one of the SNL writers is cheating too 💀

There's literally a part where the sketch straightman is like "Wait but the relationship was consentual what's the problem?" and the caricature try guys are like "Um the POWER DYNAMICS?" and it's meant to get a laugh??? Someone in that writers room is fucking their employees.

worth noting that one of the writers of that sketch is actually friends with ned fulmer

why isnt there an italian overwatch hero

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]

[ID: tweet by T-Pain @TPAIN reading, “Why is Steven Universe making me cry right now?!”]

Kind of insane to me that people think horror is tasteless and call it lowbrow but will watch mcu movies

Extremely displeased to announce I just opened my writing doc to find the fic has not yet written itself. Will check back in tomorrow to see if it’s made any progress

There’s a lot of people I feel inextricably bound to, with or without reason. I think soulmates are plentiful gifts, and not exclusively romantic.

Getting mistaken for dating my friend and it's like "oh lol that's because our souls are intertwined in this life and the next, easy mistake to make."