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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

me even though I've never had an mri or any surgeries

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sirfrogsworth

Silly me. I would have said GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL.

Had no idea the power of onion feet.

sirfrogsworth

The Power of Onion Feet Part II

I'm pretty sure if he takes this advice he will have one less foot to wrap in onions.

thefrogman

I looked up the origin of this and it dates back to around the middle ages.

I just can't imagine someone saying, "Here is a medieval onion cure to try" and being like, "that sounds like a reasonable course of action."

Some other notable medieval medicine includes bloodletting, drilling holes in heads to let out evil spirits, and flagellation—trying to cure the plague by whipping yourself as penance to God.

How about some medieval obstetrics?

"If physicians believed the uterus had made its way toward the top of a woman’s body, he placed unpleasant-smelling fumes under her nose and sweet-smelling fumes between her legs. The hope was that this would cause the uterus to retreat back to its rightful place in the body."

I guess they thought the uterus had a functional nose? Like, how else would it know something smelled good or bad?

And I wonder if you couldn't afford a doctor maybe you just ask your husband to fart on your face while you shoved flowers up your cooch.

Actually, properly logging in & scrolling tumblr for the first time in a decade is kinda sad

Once upon a time my dash was lush with varied content, now it sits barren.

freedominthedarkmp3

Obsessed with this title askfjdha

childweanedonpoison

EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”

6i

don’t lower your expectations so people can fit in your life. i don’t care if you’re lonely on that mountain, it’s your mountain. honor that

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olivia-crain

The Haunting relationships → Dani Clayton and Flora Wingrave

You really are, you know? I’m what? Perfectly splendid.

kubo

relationships should be 50/50 i should know your heart and you mine

kubo

everyone rbing this thinking im just being sappy and poetic and not realizing this is a naruto reference is fucking killing me

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Same

Same

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It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes

rainbowgazes-archive

god im glad im not you

sherereadssthemanuscript

Hating on Disney isn't a personality trait

weeniebagel

mickey mouse isnt gonna fuck you dude

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fuck this site.

I’ll check later

MOOD

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thechamberofsecrets

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

helpless--wanderer

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College kids be like

wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna

Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then all of your tuition will be paid for,” like through insurance and lawsuits and the like. Welcome to college, where being hit by a car is preferable to student loans.

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