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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

I love the characterization of Lae'zel as a deliberate, reasonable person who through no fault of her own is wrong about almost everything

get off dating apps. the love of your life is from a video game!

13 years later we must all admit, nothing fucks as hard as the dragon age inquisition tarot cards

dragon age isn't real. and it can hurt you.