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Tables, Ladders, & Chairs 2016: Predictions

Smackdown is set to jet, as the kids say. How will that chinless fool alter the history of the blue brand? Will women get extreme? Where exactly are Erick Rowan and Eva Marie, still? All these thoughts and more can be found right here, as I drink a Moscow Mule and battle a sore throat sickness. Curse you, sick coworkers. PRE-SHOW MATCH Once again, no pre-show matches have been announced ahead of…

Oh sweet grandma’s money! That was one of the best Survivor Series I’ve seen in years. While I had disagreements with how the WWE handled the story lines and as always the logic they use is flawed, I was greatly entertained all evening. Now, let’s judge them all. RICH SWANN, TJ PERKINS, & NOAM DAR VS. ARIYA DAIVARI, TONY NESE, & DREW GULAK (KICK OFF SHOW) I still have no idea who half of these…

Survivor Series 2016: Predictions

Having been a fan of the sport and entertainment for nearly 30 years, I still often find myself being surprised by the outcomes of big WWE events. Now, Survivor Series has long been one of my favorite shows that the superstars put on. I loved seeing people have to come up with a team to take down their most recent rival. Like when Ted DiBiase searched far and wide for the best addition to his…

Hell in a Cell 2016: Predictions

Life has been a bit too busy for me to keep up with all the reviews of the WWE. I’m loving my job, and they’re loving me. Westley and I have been enjoying some new shows and good talks together, so you’ll be happy to know that. However, I did get the new WWE 2K17 game for Xbone. This is the show with the triple main event, which means absolutely nothing, but the WWE will brag about how they had a…

It’s Smackdown’s first pay-per-view since the brand split. With Becky Lynch not being cleared to fight, we’re not off to a good start. They tried to make up for that by having the main event happen first, but that just seems weird. Maybe it’s a new tactic that will change the game. Maybe. PRE-SHOW TAG TEAM STRAVAGANZA! We have tag teams. We need them on TV. Let’s throw them all in one match.…

I’m so glad Westley made some delicious and affordable pulled pork earlier in the week. I’ve had meals for days. They don’t call us Frugal Frannie and Thrifty Thrannie for nothing. BRAY WYATT VS. KANE Unlike Raw, Smackdown started off with a wrestling match! Can ya believe it? Did Kane always wear a mask with a wet wig attached? I don’t think his hair was so fake back when he first debuted. Maybe…

Monday Night Raw #1219

Phew. Another intense work week. I’m so glad to have a job I’m passionate about, but still, every five days or so…ya need a break. Amiright? I didn’t watch Raw or Smackdown live, this week. Instead, I was stuck in a Bates Motel spree. So good. Anyone watch that business? Hit me up. Don’t spoil things, though. Check first. MISUNDERSTOOD HERO? Roman Reigns is the first member of the Samoan family…

I am glad Westley worked on Saturday because there would be no other way for me to cram in hours and hours of WWE into one weekend with him always wanting to “spend quality time together”. Prayers really do get answered! Ha… RANDALL ORTON IN SWEATS. Well, I guessed Randy wasn’t fighting due to his common man disguise. Why wasn’t he wearing his speedo? Doesn’t he know!? Anyway, he called out Bray…