captain’s log

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

you start to understand why they invented the bed

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

The goddess Iris herself offered to make an appearance in your Greek mythology movie and you dare deny her??

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon