that's all there is.

Gansey’s favorite pizza toppings are sausage and avocado

Blue’s first sighting of Ronan is of him hitting his head on the lamp over a booth at Nino’s

(Ronan isn’t a fan of lamps)

There is a framed, signed picture of Steve Martin at 300 Fox Way and Maura is extremely proud of it

Before entering Cabeswater for the first time, Adam and Gansey spend several minutes discussing Ronan’s peeing habits and Blue is like, @ god why

Also: Ronan bitching to Adam about Malory peeing three times during the night at Monmouth

Gansey tells Blue that he only drinks fair trade coffee because he wants her to assure him that he’s a decent human being

Ronan calls 300 Fox Way a “Castration Palace”

Also, Gansey about 300 Fox Way: “Do you eat all of the men in the family?”

When they’re off on the lake adventure and Blue gets back into the boat, she spits a mouthful of dirty water on Gansey’s boat shoes

Orla is very attracted to Ronan and apparently has terrible gaydar

GANSEY HAS SEEN KAVINSKY’S PENIS

When Malory first meets Blue he asks if she’s stopped growing

Adam joking that Gansey is dating Glendower and Gansey is #nodeny

Calla does aerial yoga and kickboxing in her spare time 

“They’ll listen to you. Your vote counts double because you’re a Caucasian with great hair.”

Approximately 98% of Maura’s diet consists of butter

Mr. and Mrs. Gansey give Adam a checkered vest and a potted rubber plant before he leaves DC

When cleaning up Jesse Dittley’s yard, Blue uses a chainsaw on the old couches and Noah spills mulch all over the driveway

“‘Jesus Christ,’ Gansey said, to hide the sound of every hair on his body standing up and both of his testicles retreating.”

Both Blue Sargent and Piper Greenmantle care about cave health and are very vocal about it

Throughout the series Ronan is called: soldier boy, snake boy, neanderthal, captain frigid, thug, and little pissant (my personal fave)

Gansey at Nino’s: "Why is the tea so good here?” Blue: “I spit in it.”

Maura and the Gray Man’s first date chapter in TDT: Calla following them to the restaurant, Maura ordering salmon for the Gray Man because he’s “fishy”, the two of them making out in the alley afterwards. They are the lowkey otp of the series lbr

Blue got herself back together and then turned on the radio.

Adam hadn’t even realized the ancient tape deck worked, but after a hissing few seconds, a tsp inside jangled a tune. Noah began to sing along at once.

“Squash one, squash two-”

Adam pawed for the radio at the same time as Blue. The tape ejected with enough force that Noah stretched a hand to catch it.

“That song. What are you doing with that in your player?” demanded Blue. “Do you listen to that recreationally? How did that song escape from the internet?”

Noah cackled and showed them the cassette. It boasted a handmade liable marked in Ronan’s handwriting: PARRISH’S HONDAYOTA ALONE TIME. The other side was a SHITBOX SING-ALONG.

“Play it! Play it!” Noah said gaily, waving the tape.

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— Page 364, Chapter 50, The Dream Thieves