if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

econ end of year tomorrow guys we are so fucked.

better than i thought, but not amazing! hopefully for a B which I'd like to think is doable 🤞

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

played too much minesweeper and now i see it when i close my eyes

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

(wanting to get beat up voice) i bet i could beat you up

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever