チーズケーキになりたくない。

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

He strikes once again

@doujinshi

thank u for this translation

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

she did such a good job I’m so proud

“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”

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Spell casting cat +1 to attack

I AM UNABLE TO DO THAT!