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trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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izzy's playlists!
Origami Around
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@ad0redelaska
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.
I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.
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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.
Can someone translate this?
Donāt try to guilt people by sayingĀ āIām sorry I fucking suck.āĀ āIām sorry Iām just the worst and I should dieā Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL
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I like it
I am worthy! The Shooting Star found me
Which means it found us!
I share this blessing
OKAY THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS
I WISHED TO HAVE MY SPARK BACK IN MY CREATIVITY, AND IT DID
Iām doing this again because it WORKS!! ā„ļøā„ļø
Please, please, pleaseā¦
ā¦the shriek that left my bodyā¦me trying to do the BARE minimum
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If thereās anything worth living for, itās kittens trying to imitate their moms.
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
That final scream
@colacharm
Neomi & Suzanās 1985 Mercedes Ambulance.Ā āThe Green Nativeā
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Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.
Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?
Reality decided thatās the only place where it can cut lose, considering they donāt seem to give a fuck about anything.Ā
āAccording to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a āfluteā effect when the air passed through the tubes.āĀ
cool
http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/
me: okay thatās a fire whatās so weird about it *unmutes* ā¦ā¦ā¦..okayā¦ā¦.
āThey comethā
goddamn that SOUND magnificent
grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
Whatās better than this?! The Wonder Woman theme was performed on an electric cello?!!
#just end meĀ Ā #someone add fireworks to that cello and strap her to a truck in the wasteland shredding to valhalla
YāALL THAT IS TINA GUO AND YES SHE PERFORMED THE WONDER WOMAN THEME FOR THE MOVE SCORE.
Dytto - āBarbie Girlā Dance
Holy fuck watch this
Me: I love Dytto sheās so cool!
Hunter: yeah and sheās really hot.
Me: ā¦. mhm.
Background:
Dytto was like 17 when she did the Barbie Girl performance at WOD which is freaking amazing.
Also, this style of hip hop is called ābottingā ( cuz she looks like a robot duh) which is a subset of popping ( a funk style of hip hop from 1970ās CA)
More specifically , this is āanimatronicā botting, which is what Dytto is famouse for.
Sheās also amazing at ātuttingā which is the quick boxy hand movements she does when the beat speeds up.
Do they have to be fast
No
Does she do it that way?
Yes!
If you wanna see some bad ass tutting this is my favorite video (song: troiboi remember)
https://youtu.be/IV0mEcRbxjU
Dytto Dallas 2015
Dytto is an icon because sheās so young and fun but mainly most poppers are dudes.
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Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, waitā¦. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look
Is thatā¦, josh peckā¦
If I donāt see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, Iām gonna be very upset
ohā¦ she can sing
Why didnāt she release this version originally??
because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol
