I inject a can of nos directly into my veins and trigger the Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast animation sequence but when the camera pans back out of my ear canal I’m dead on the floor

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

hey guys what’s going on here? you takin pictures?

find me this icon 

And tell him our wedding date

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

There’s a lot of young people who are going to be eligible to vote in America during this election so in light of the fact that this website is currently thrumming with political interest I’d just like to remind them that abstaining from voting is not useful or radical, it’s playing right into the hands of the people who want this country to progress backwards. I can guarantee you that there will be an ENORMOUS conservative turn out and if the younger generation doesn’t match it it will literally be a disaster

positivity is cool and all but repressing negative feelings is toxic to yr mind and body. dont feel guilt for having an array of emotions. its corny to fake positivity when it isnt sincere, feeling stuff even bad stuff is nothing to be guilty over. its okay to feel bad sometimes