Hunting People, Saving Things

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

ask your doctor what the fuck

Y'all know it’s real when Germany makes a fascist callout post.

I mean, they know a thing or two about Fascism and evil dictatorial leaders… actually, maybe that’s an alternative fact too. Considering this whole time we’ve been mislead to think Germany used gas in the war… good thing Spicer cleared that up!

THAT’S METAL AS FUCK THOUGH

Remember when america had a clown problem

bitch I’m still here

What kind of alternate universe am I in that Barack Obama, 44th president of the United States, name drops Shinee in a speech?

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

This is supposed to be satire about how Christian parents treat their kids, using furries to show how ridiculous it is, and anyways as a kid who literally. Existed in the exact situation this is supposed to portray, I can confirm that I hate god and am a Satanist now. I’m not really sure what the furry equivalent of a Satanist would be though.

OH THAT MAKES SENSE

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

-John Cena

3am in the morning

The truth sets you free.

Well damn