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I was getting coffee with my coworker, who is kind of right-wing and I said jokingly, "You know, I'm awfully leftist," and he said, "Yeah, I figured that the moment I learned you're a fan of the Lord of the Rings."

Me after finishing my 4th bowl of mac n' cheese

What yall bringing to virtual dinner.

I hope you dint mind me asking, but what's the mystery?

;)

Who is she

hi everyone seems to have really strong opinions on this so rb with your feelings towards the word poggers

Honestly poggers

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

Pro water advocate here. Did you know your body is made up of blood and even more? i will drink you!

My boy Puki just discovered blood bending smh

I attended a school that was established by Freddie Mercury. We only sang Queen songs in music class.

School of Rock

fleek

Cindy Lou Who lookin ass

Geez, gotta love rummaging through your personality like a raccoon trying to find a reason to like yourself. Am I right?

I don’t remember the dream itself, I just remember waking up so disappointed that actual horses didn’t have that many teeth.

Well, if OP didnt look a gift horse in the mouth, things might be different

What yall bringing to virtual dinner.

I hope you dint mind me asking, but what's the mystery?