Alexcys

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

Me after some Oreos

Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

STOP THIS

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

What in the everloving fuck? I woke up today thinking that it was going to be a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I could sleep in for an extra hour. Then this fucking post shows up and I am suddenly reliving that traumatic moment in an Imax theater where I balled my eyes out in front of 100 strangers. Fuck you.

Okay thanks

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’