Actual Garbage Pile

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Girl pizzas have arms

I thought everyone knew this obvious difference

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

"unflavored oatmeal aisle"

Oh dear lord

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

Horton hears somebody he used to know

This is the quality content I'm on tumblr for

I didn’t know they started anywhere??? I thought they magically appeared in every grandmother’s purse when she dug through it, or in her old candy jars when the grandkids come along

Dang. True

Denny’s, I would be concerned for you, but I hate your restaurant

And you’re not “too young to even know”.

This happened to me at band camp

Crying😂😂

I'M CRYING

True