Gourd Destroyer, Destroyer of Gourds

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Yes

oh so thats what it looked like on paper

"Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles add up to 400 pounds of dude”

It’s about the hair

Imagine messing around with people with this thing. All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

This is why you guys need Hermione.

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

I think he’s thought of this before

John Barrowman is legitimately a teenage boy who never grew up