I Will Learn To Love The Skies I'm Under

petition against the machine

file a complaint against the machine

grumble about the machine

email your local congressman about the machine

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

If I’m not supposed to like villainous characters why are they always the best dressed 

If you have a PHD everywhere you go is a Dr’s appointment

problems of girls attracted to girls: girls are so nice to each other anyway how do you get them to realise youre actually seriously flirting 

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Sir, that’s my emotional support Anne Hathaway Movie