this is your captain speaking

Are you a tattoo gay or piercing gay? Are you a coffee gay or a tea gay? Movie theatre or bookstore gay? Videogame or comic book gay? 

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind.

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

hes not sad hes just having a sit 

Just One Of Those Days.

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to