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nice wound. Could use some salt though

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

okay the HAIR is amazing! This whole look is just incredible!

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for