A Cowardly Hunter

Me: wowie I can't wait to learn about The Doctor's backstory. Learning about a character who's been condition by the american government to be cruel and to do horrendous thing means that I can explore a scary truth about how anyone can be dragged into doing bad things and how the american system is terrifying--

The Doctor: I went to this school on my own accord because I want to hurt people in the name of science without caring about ethics.

Me: Wh..what

The Doctor: ew this program is way too restrictive what do you mean I'm not going to get to torture people??

The Doctor: Facts before feelings. Being kind and considerate makes you an imbecile and hinders progress towards REAL breakthrough.

The Doctor: Nice people are stupid and I wish I could hurt them for being mediocre.

The Doctor: Oh so now I'm gonna get paid on top of not having to worry about the illegalities of my terribke deeds? Sign me the FUCK UP LMAO.

Me:

Benedict: A little glass vial?

Dwight and Claudette: A little glass vial!

Vigo: And the little glass vial goes into the syringe like a battery

And the syringe goes somewhere against your anatomy.