The Lean, Green, Meme Machine

No. I am not over Garrus Vakarian.

i’m never calling trump ‘president’ and i’m never calling twitter ‘x’

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

here's a quick tip for life: if you hate someone and you have a choice in the matter, keep their name out of your mouth and the reasons you hate them out of your head. keep your head on a swivel around people who habitually break this guideline because they're just as capable of obsessive negativity about you

genuinely "living rent-free in your head" is a curse. obessing yourself with people you find odious who don't have the actual power to harm you does nothing good for your life. there is immense strength in walking the fuck away and treating someone as dead to you, not half-living in their shadow.