the red scare

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Good to see that crows understand color theory

the most insufferable people are ones who, when hearing about something horrible, want it to be *worse* than it already is because they're bored of reality not matching conspiracy theory videos. "innocent people suffering in this tragedy is actually a DISTRACTION from--" god shut the fuck up

and this mindset isn't even confined to conspiracy communities anymore, tiktok true crime people will say the same shit

anyway everything is secretly a distraction from me fucking your mom

really in the mood to buy more books i won’t finish

one thing about me is i'm insulted today for the same things I was insulted for at 10 years old

now I run a popular tumblr blog and am diagnosed with many mental illnesses. consistency is key to success

People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄

People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢

People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮

People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹

People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀

People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑

People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵‍💫