just hang with me and my weather

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

we kill the bat man

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha