All Sad People Like Poetry

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of  a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.

but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin

this is due to the lack of Melanin on them

Author: @dumbass-stilinski Rating: NSFW 18+ Pairing: Scott McCall/Reader Words: 1,873 Request:  anonymous: can you please do another rough scott smut? your last one was so good but i’m insatiable AN: Sorry this took so long! Enjoy!

Admittedly, you’d had a little bit too much to drink. But, a party is a party and Lydia Martin threw the best ones. Your boyfriend Scott was off god knows where, probably with Stiles, and you’d been left to your own devices. So, you’d been hanging with Liam and Brett. They’d stuck close to you all night, and you had a feeling it was Scott’s doing.

I just wanna thank a few people for making my year, You guys have made my 2016 and hopefully you will make my 2017 even more memorable, I love each and every single one of you guys and no words can describe how much I love you all:

@a-maze-ing-imagines

@babyfacedpratx

@bloody-tbs

@cohdychristian

@colinosexyness

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@crappyimagines

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@fandomsforfree

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@gentlemanmendes

@gladers-imagines

@heartacheonthepage

@honeymendes

@honeystilinski

@ihaveabadreputation

@imaginative-neverland

@imaginingshawn

@inlovewiththegladerbabies

@kingchimaera

@mattywritessometimes

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@shawnedz

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@thaeken

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@thelittlestkitsune

@werewhorewolf

I haven’t met a lot of you but I love you for doing what you do and just being you, and writing, most of you encouraged me to open my own timber account for writing and I’m jut getting started so I have all of you to thank for that, I am a loss for words or in fact lacking them because no words can describe my gratitude or thankfulness for you all, I love you, I love you, and what was the third one? Oh yeah, I LOVE YOU!!!! Thank you for helping me through tough times and making me smile with everything you do.