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everytime they mention marner leading the playoffs in points another flower blooms

i just want everyone to get a chance to win the cup. like it makes me so sad what do you mean people play their whole life and never get there.

nhl edits go harder than any other sport i’ve ever seen. like sure stanley cup hardest trophy to win greatest trophy in sports etc etc what about the greatest edits in all sports

my star reborn… i’m tearing up mitch marner please… please

the guy i’m tryna get with won’t stop talking about how he played w jack eichel i don’t careeeeeee let’s fuck please

they’re talking about montreal like they’re (collectively) a dog being put down tmrw

will smith is dog sitting in vancouver while the celebrini family terrorizes switzerland

guys how come my lukewarm at best willmack takes always get so much more traction than all my well thought out mason lohrei content? it’s almost like you guys don’t like him or something… guys??

parker wotherspoon, who previously was known for fighting big names (corey perry, matthew tkachuk, etc), must be so pissed off that he gave one unfortunate but legal hit and is permanently a figure in some fucked up teenage love story for two guys that aren’t on his team, or even in his division. oh and also now the one that tried to kill him is his captain, even though his real captain, captain canada sidney crosby is there. but no the temperamental 19 year old whose love story he’s a side character in is in charge.

MITCH MARNER IS GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!!!!!!!!

fraser minten will be captain one day (please let it be of the bruins) and he’s choosing to be annoying with the refs at worlds so he can practice because he already has the supportive guy thing down