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fraser minten off season content has been plentiful and excellent but in the way where he looks so good i feel a little sick about it

mack is soooo embarrassed at the ea sports use of the judi jupiter audio because in the video he was like in his own little world with will and then rewatched it and was like oh fuck is this what everyone else is seeing and now he throws up in his mouth a little bit everytime he hears the audio

my favorite thing about will smith is that all anyone is going to hear about his summer is a wholesome little story about lexington and the cape house and running on the beach with his dog and his family when in reality he is probably living in a gray apartment in the seaport with another fratty hockey guy living a drink sleep gym repeat schedule

chelsea dagger started playing on my drive home from work and i was suddenly struck with a brilliant idea for a connor bedard edit. it was only afterwards i realized today is his birthday (something i only know bc he is one day older than my little brother) and now i feel like it was his spirit sending me a sign. like was that a message? do i need to make a happy birthday connor bedard edit?

me and sam dickinson have the same body type in the sense that it appears 90% of bodyweight is held in the shoulders

samisa splashing in a pool on a day off, jumping on each other’s backs to playfully try and drown each other. misa coughs until he gags because water went up his nose. meanwhile, mack is standing in the shallow end, grinding his teeth with his arms crossed because when they invited him to go to the pool he figured they’d meant swimming laps but now they’re not working out and rick said he had to stay for at least an hour because it’s “good to socialize” and “you need to make friends with the other guys on the team”

october 30th, 2026 mason lohrei’s phone is going to be blowing up with the meanest texts he’s ever received from fraser minten (bc mason is still a bruin. obv.) who is once again at garment district trying on costumes trying to decide what to wear for their joint halloween costume walk in because “no one got it last year” and “connor flamed me for it” and “you’re not gonna embarrass me this time because you won’t wear a lobster suit”

my dream, like i would fall off the face of the earth, would be for fraser minten to style those jokers he bought for his halloween costume in a casual summer outfit

in high school i developed a crush on one of the hockey team captains after my brother who was on the team told me about how the other captains beat him up in the locker room once which is terrible obviously but also that did something for me and i need to put a fictional portrait of an nhl player in that position right now

“bawunced”