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yeet

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im dead serious when i say i think about this every day of my life

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never forget the Yeet Movement of 2014

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i want this to replace the john cena jokes

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UNMUTE PLEASE

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Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂

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🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕

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Fucking dead

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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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whAT THE FUCK

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I’m too tired for this

nethilia

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

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Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

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I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

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everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me:

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oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

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[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

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@babooshka-yah-yah u and me

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I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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Me @ God’s plan

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bye

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FUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

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Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

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Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

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Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

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Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

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Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

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Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

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#TeamEster #BananaSplits

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Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

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Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

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Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

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Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

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This is spectacular.

artofthecatt

oh snap

moaccyrk

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

thepanthercave

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

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