AcesHighXVII

please don’t forget you’re loved. anxiety lies. people care. you are loved. It’s ok.

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

i just experienced the most visceral sense of fear in my life because my mom saw something out of place in the kitchen and asked “what kind of biped put this here” like.....m-mum......whwhy did you say Biped like that.....we’re all bipeds.....are you an alien? Is my Ma an Alien???? Am I gonna die????? Is she an alien here to eat the bipeds???? How much longer do I have before the four-legged alien busts out and eats m

its called Fullmetal Alchemist because the short guy with yellow hair is named Fullmetal and the big knight guy is named Al which is short for Alchemist

He had parents?

Book Shrek yes. Movie Shrek spawned in the outhouse when Smashmouth allowed it

If that isn’t the most accurate fucking thing 😂😂😂

Any girl who says this is trying to blackmail you

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

hey go fuck yourself

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

tumblr is a website made entirely of glass houses through which people are constantly throwing stones

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

Squeeze ya meat