cuppuci-know-it-all

need a very uxorious little fine shyt. applications open.

meeting someone thats exactly your type is actually not a good thing at all apparently

damn shawty you market yourself like a product so they’ll want you but then cry when they treat you like a product they wanted and got

to be human is to be both pet and human and I never asked to be either so im tired

chaar din ki chaandini (lovebombing) phir wahi andheri raat (yearning)

military boyfriends lovebomb you because they love bombing

this wouldnt happen to me if I was a huge dragon

yall arent shifting your subconscious selves into other realities anymore whats up w that

the only historical events i was supposed to live through were flying cars btw

the guy who ruined your cognitive system and ate the key years of your life is asking wyd

i feel my pineal gland releases another hormone that makes me want to do everything in the world at night and nothing ever again in the morning

ahh yes my favourite engineer… tinkerbell my love