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You can see the exact moment that greed entered his heart 🤣🐱🐈⬛

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oh no i've had a Thought
*cocks gun*
mike wazowski wearing a face mask but in the back it ties around in a g-string
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
Mike Wassoutski
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I want you all to know that I am a tattoo artist, and the only times I have drawn Mike Wazowski it's been incredibly cursed ❤ it's a tramp stamp btw :)
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.
I’ve read this at least five times and I juuuuuust realized it’s my whole entire dad
Unwrapping tons of McChickens and throwing them out if a trans girl didn't cum in them like I'm those kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Be the change you wanna see in the world; Cum in those McChickens for another girl

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reblog if, to you, sherlock holmes is a pining gay giraffe
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don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy
this year i resolved to eat more cheesecake. im already off to a great start! easy peasy
wait you numbskulls have been choosing things that aren't FUN????
Broke: Acknowledging that a character who is an objectively terrible person is also a complex and intentionally well thought out individual with different levels of nuance you can empathize with in some ways while not in others is immediately “woobifying” or “poor little meow meowifying” them.
Woke: “This character is a bad person” and “this character is still a person” are two statements that can, should and do coexist and admitting that they exhibit nuance and depth and are more than just their bad actions doesn’t immediately excuse or condone their bad actions or mean that you’re ignoring or trying to soften the canonical version of the character.
Bespoke: That’s the whole point, that’s always been the point, to be made to empathize with horrible people so you can understand that they can be anyone, that bad people can be likeable, can be interesting, can be human, are human, and it’s scary to think about all the ways they’re just like you and all the ways they’re just like everything you hate, forcing the use of critical skills in media analysis, forcing a confrontation of the duality of man.
Whatever Level is Above Bespoke: But sometimes, yeah, sure, maybe they are a poor little meow meow, what are you gonna do, get a lawyer
more siat doodles, ty @shanastoryteller for the best world building and characterizations!
I have SO many feelings about this fic so here’s a sketch from Survival is a Talent by the amazingly talented @shanastoryteller ! I love every single moment of characterization and dialogue and I love all these children (as well as some adults)

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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws
This post is funny because every day for the past year I get at least a few back and forth tag chains in my notifs that are people roleplaying elaborate paw based battles and you can tell that 90 percent of the time it is thinly veiled flirting.
This might be a niche problem but maybe some people relate too haha. I have an issue with touching certain textures, mainly specific kind of fabrics. Sometimes it makes me feel like throwing things.
magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.
because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!
needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture
"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.
i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities
genre-dysphoria
I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)
philbert my beloved
I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.
they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.
It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.
This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,
5:13 Eastern Standard Time

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
flattered that my tags passed peer review:
#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends. her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees--which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set.
#they involve her in heist style operations. on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in. then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up, it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble!......and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a highly successful career criminal & con artist for 50 years.
ANYway gimme a 80+-year-old con-artist-turned-amateur-sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies (#this all takes place in florida naturally)
have decided to sell out my dreams!
for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!
Ok so in the dream I was a purveyor of clown meat. basically i ran a delicatessen that sold assorted deli meats but in particular i sold clown meat, which was somehow both a specialty item and a dietary staple. like it was a really culturally important food group.
the thing about owning & operating a clown meat deli is that for some reason i was required to hunt the clowns myself, which required a hunting permit.
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right so as i recall, my lawyer only took me on as a client to begin with bc, upon my arrest, i had made the most astonishingly controversial claim, upon which my entire defense would now hinge aka THERE ARE NO SIGNIFICANT ANATOMICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLOWNS AND HUMANS. That is to say i stood there in front of god (nonexistent) and man (painfully existent) and declared that once the skin came off, there was no reliable method of distinguishing clown meat from human meat, because while their behavior and appearance and presumed intelligence differed enormously–their anatomies did not.
I was so full of shit I should have burst like a balloon, but I said it with such conviction that everyone hesitated and took a step back.
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(gore tw)
I stood in that hot, damp courtroom, surrounded by reporters, detested former customers, and my Texan lawyer in his silly white suit-and-mustache, and I listen in awe and occasional nausea as a New York City Coroner recounted to a shellshocked jury that one of the most common forensic issues that law enforcement encounters in new york is when bodies are pulled out of the harbor–in particular, severed body parts, which are a fine new york harbor tradition.
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FINAL PART
Here is the secret. Here is the secret I never told anyone. Not any of those scientists or priests or reporters. Not my lawyer or that coroner whose testimony probably saved my life.
I spent decades butchering and selling clown meat, so I knew without a doubt that dead clowns are in fact very easy to distinguish from human corpses. Oh they look the same all right, but any clown butcher worth their salt can tell you the unique thing about clown meat–the reason that clown meat is so much easier to clean and cut and dress than any other type of animal flesh.
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I’m glad you all enjoyed this riot of a circus! Thanks especially to @bootleg-netflix and @frog-in-a-jumper, who commemorated this notorious occasion with fan art:
That’s all folks!
in conclusion:
credit: @potooonakeyboard