* BAD GUY.

           * ACERULED PINNED POST.

independent chaos king sideblog → follows from @blucbones​. penned by nox. dash only. sporadic activity.

@aceruled​:

yeah and??? mind your business 

“No I Wanna Watch

Actually Don’t Kill Him Too Much I Promised Kris To Avoid That”

“ * i have no interest in your promises towards the lightners. ”

@rurukado​ said ► ‘ Mine Kinge, p’rhaps thou should try not to bringeth harmeth to the Lightner or else you may beest out back into confines’

           he ... has no idea what he’s saying. as usual.                                      somewhat, it’s kind of calming.

he’s. he’s just here. he’s just baby and that’s all he is.

annoying, but baby. why you have to be mad

for conveniency’s sake king isn’t always confined to his jail, because if that were the case uh ... things would get pretty boring.

@aceruled​:

THEN HAVE HIM ON A LEASH OR SOMETHING

“He Don’t Bite”

— “ I-I-I’m just supporting my Q-Queen, as her perfectly willing p-peon!! She told me she was a gamer, sir- I mean your Royal Highness! I-I was only helping! ”

“ * YOUR QUEEN ?! ”

                 his grip becomes comes tighter. if it were up to him, he would pop his stupid little eyes out of his stupid little head ... but, then again. it was up to him, wasn’t it.

“ * YOUR QUEEN, LIGHTNER ? she is NOT YOURS. you are NOT from these lands. ”

@aceruled​ sent:

GRABS HIM LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY.

SQUAWK

“ * YOU.               * LITTLE.                          * RUNT. ” 

“ Don't Worry Kingy Wingy I Brought You Some Rain Too Rejoice” PROCEEDS TO OPEN THE HOSE AT POINT BLANK

“ * AGH -- ”