long lasting disasters

You’re tellin’ me. I can’t believe I lost ‘em, you have like how much of an airhead I feel. 

Nah, I wouldn't call you an airhead. Everyone loses something every now and then.

What an asshole.

You alright?

Not this pair, I’m lookin’ for my Nana’s pair. I needed to get the clamps for them tightened but I guess…I must have dropped them between here and the jewellers. 

From here to the jewelers? That's quite a trip you got there, better start looking. 

Hm? E-er, just a pair of earrings, hun. It isn’t anything to worry about. 

Uh... aren't you wearing a pair of earring right now?

I feel like I’m higher than a Georgia pine- why can’t I remember where I put that darn thing? 

A- A Georg- What did you lose, darling?

He doesn’t- He says he doesn’t sleepwalk. And please don’t say that because you know he’s going to tape our eyelids open so we watch those security videos of him not sleepwalking again. 

He definetly does sleepwalk. I have seen him sleepwalk- and tell him to stop yelling, he's going to wake his fucking neighbors and I don't need the Daniels calling me again complaining about Artie.

I swear we spoke about how you have a terrible lying face, mate. Who else would have done it? Jack wouldn’t go near him let alone his room.

…He’d like you to apologize. But you probably heard that already and decided that you won’t. 

Artie, I could give two shits if Ace tossed all your shirts into a grease puddle you’re not supposed to call me to untangle your- Artie? 

You’re really taking bets for that? 

Well, you've never been able to, so that proves that they can't.

"Depends what we’re playing for. I don’t hit balls for just good ol’ nothing. Where’s the fun in that?"

We can play for whatever you want us to be playing for.

I’ll take that bet.

I’m not one to usually be sarcastic. I could easily walk around naked but I would just prefer it being in your apartment. I never leave home without lingerie on, it’s a necessity.

You're proving to be more and more my type of girl.

That sounded sarcastic. It is quite disastrous to look this good and not have clothes that can emphasize my beauty. Maybe I should walk around naked?

That's because it was. But I hope that little statement there wasn't, you walking around naked seems like the perfect end or beginning to any day, although I would take some sort of fancy lingerie too.

First world problems.

What a terrible life you lead.

I definitely missed Wonderland.

Go on long-term out of town jobs less often.