the line “i’m being chased by walt whitman!” from dps hits like 100000x harder when you remember that walt whitman was literally a gay man and like 30 seconds before that is the whole “i can take care of myself” “no.” scene

this wouldn't have happened on the jeremy renner app

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

not quite as much of a powermove as this but I did in fact play a DnD game with two geniuses (Todd and Lucy) who called their characters after each other, and let me tell you the DM did in fact lay face down on the table after the 300th instance of confusions over who was being spoken to/referred to and so in an act of mercy the character names were changed to “Lucy the Agoniser” and “the Mighty Todd” which frankly was a wonderful move until they started to refer to themselves as that in real life too and the cycle repeated itself

the feminine urge to go to the wood because i want to live deliberately

i didn’t think the poet would ACTUALLY die