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Two halves of a pear make a pair. (source)

Four pears make a pair of pear pairs.

Robin Hood is literally a man who’s Robbin’ while wearing a hood

The name is from a highway robber known as “robin the hood” and was named as such for those exact reasons.

Guns get all the credit despite bullets doing most of the work (source)

Good physics pun.

How is it that Gen Z’s don’t know who Bill Murray is but they do know who Bob Ross is.

Bob Ross is amazing? That’s probably why. He sort of has a cult following now.

Telling someone with depression to cheer up is the same as telling someone in a wheelchair to stand

Not quite. There are quite a few people out there who don’t actually have depression and are either acting or just feel sad.

The way you write is technically your own personal font.

Typeface, not font.

Black Friday is just shopping with PvP enabled

Do you actually fight people durin Black Friday?

People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they’re unpleasant to be around when they’re not under the influence of drugs

They are saying that they are not fully awake, cranky that they had to get up so early, and they now have to deal with socializing.

If an apocalypse happens this time of the year, then the wasteland will be littered with holiday decorations forever.

In fallout the bombs dropped the week before Halloween. In Fallout 4 they actually have decorations that sort of survive 200 years.

Going to the hospital in the U.S. is like dying in Runescape. You almost lose everything.

Wow, this is an odd reference.

How many dogs do you think died before they figured out that chocolate kills them (source)

I’m not sure dogs ever figured it out.

White is both all colors combined and no colors at all depending on if you’re talking to a physicist or a painter.

Additive vs subtractive color scale

People usually consider their brain to be the most important part of our bodies. That’s exactly what your brain would want you to think.

Music really is like a drug. The first few times hearing a song you like you get a good feeling and after a while it fades away. Then you need new music to get the same feeling.

The Doctor Who theme still does it for me.

I mean, that’s not the Doctor Who theme. Not officially.

Music really is like a drug. The first few times hearing a song you like you get a good feeling and after a while it fades away. Then you need new music to get the same feeling.

The Doctor Who theme still does it for me.

One person in the movie credits is crediting themselves (source)

Probably some intern that doesn’t even get to be in the credits.

The LGBTQQIP2SAA+ acronym has become complicated enough to be a good email password

I feel bad that I chuckled.