Actual Ana Amari

Took 17 ibuprofen and started seeing the hesitant alien

dont leave me out

I’m so sorry

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

tired of people asking me to play basketball just because of the flaming basketball tattoo on my neck. i hate basketballs. i want them all to burn in hell. that is the significance of this tattoo

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up