Actual Ana Amari

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

holy fucking shit girls the simpsons are coming to monopoly go