Hey There!

I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes

‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far