Nothing Feels Like You

Women are unquestionably superior despite all men’s efforts to hide this fact and destroy us

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

this is how I would doctor

>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea