Dec

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

fuck to death ratio

exactly

rate of smash and pass

@ aliens: can you pick me up now this place blows and i’m kinda scared

put yourself first. if you’re tired, sleep; if you’re hungry, eat; if you don’t wanna do that thing, say no. you are allowed to take care of yourself. that’s not selfish.

straight/cis people think the gaydar is for instantly knowing someone's gay but it actually just tells me who to root for in cooking shows

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*